I'm feeling under the weather.
I'm scared of the below freezing temperatures that have the house surrounded, seeping through under the doors and window cracks, tormenting me in wisps as I pass by.
I've also caught a little winter cold. It's keeping me nestled with my cat in bed until I sneeze and she tears out of the room startled, finally returning having forgotten her near death, circling, getting cozy, only for me to sneeze again, causing another frightful evacuation.
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